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Joke of the Day

"I looked up ""thesaurus"" in my thesaurus and it says ""Don't be a smart-ass""."

"Damn Reddit, Aren't you tired of this bullshit?"

"what do you get when you mix a penis with a bug A cockroach"

"Do you know the Pistorious drinking game? Every time your girlfriend comes into the room you take four shots."

"We all have that one friend with the hot sister everyone wants to get with."

"""It started out with a Kiss, how did it end up like this?""- Me, after eating an entire bag of Hershey's chocolate."

"[Offensive] I like my wine the way I like my Women... Nine years old and in the cellar."

"You can't spell ginger... without nigger"

"What do you call black men working while white men watch? Slav-The NBA"

"How are women like tornadoes? At first there's lots of blowing and sucking, then your house is gone."