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Joke of the Day

"Schrodinger's cat walk into a bar And then it didnt."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe occasionally tips"

"Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron? Because he wanted to see him Sulfur."

"Me: Please can you get my iPad in the lounge? 5yr: I think you should poo without it. I just play with my fingers and sing and stuff..."

"A horse walks into a shrink's office. The shrink says ""Why the long penis? Er. Um. Face. Dammit!!"""

"Yo momma's so fat... .. when she fell out of bed, it was detected by LIGO."

"I like my women like i like my coffee Ground up in the freezer"

"If sex with 3 people is called a 3 some, sex with 2 people is called a 2 some.. Then I know why everyone calls you handsome."

"My 4-year-old sang in church for the first time. So what if it was the wrong song? There's never a bad time for ""We Will Rock You."""

"My middle finger gets a boner whenever I think of you."