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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron? Because he wanted to see him Sulfur."
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"I wish my wife worked at Subway Maybe then she would make me a sandwich."
"What is a composer's favorite vegetable? Bach choy."
"Why was the fruit/vegetable hybrid upset? He was a melon-cauliflower."
"Pharmacist: need any help? Me: Yes, I'd like whatever Oprah was on when she gave each and every audience member a car"
"CanOfWorms.exe"
"Why does Donald Trump take a Xanax when he goes to Mexico? To prevent His-Panic attacks."
"I'm a simple man *bites a pinecone* I enjoy simple things *tosses a gun into a lake* that's why I decided to let these bees live in my skull"
"My friend called me a pussy the other day. I told him ""You know what the say, you are what you eat."" Ayyyy"
"Fighting a war on drugs beats fighting a war sober"