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Joke of the Day
"The Baby Boomers decided to leave us with one last present. This Presidential election."
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"A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says... ""What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?"" The pirate says, ""Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"""
"Racism is not a joke Lol, JKKK"
"Smile is the only curved line that can make everything straight "
"A girl tells a guy that she can't get pregnant... ...turns out that he wasn't lying."
"Oh, you want to fight? Ok, one second *takes off glasses, removes retainer, unpins towel cape, empties snacks from pockets, sets down kitten"
"There is this new awesome technology to do group chats... It's called ""put your damn phone away and join the conversation!"""
"""FUCK. It's only lettuce."" - What my dog thinks when I drop lettuce on the floor"
"What part of the vegetable is hardest to eat? The wheelchair."
"What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg? First it goes ping then it goes pong."