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Joke of the Day

"Sorry! Just saw these texts now! Hope your birthday party, Christmas and wedding were great!"

"What do you call an Indian Jedi? Mace Hindu."

"Did you know that Iceland has the death penalty! It's called Ramadan"

"Have you ever met a person, & knew straight away that they were 'the one'? Yah. I had to take a restraining order out too."

"Really want to try out a career in tracing, or something along those lines."

"What do you call Bruno Mars? Michael Jackson the third."

"Warning, offensive. Why was Hitler so concerned about getting into heaven? Because there were 6 million jews waiting for him in hell."

"What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch? A cuckoo clock."

"What did the West African boy eat for breakfast? Ebola oatmeal..."

"Top of my Med School Class: I don't just play God, I win. *definitely not remotely true*"