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Joke of the Day
"When do cows go to sleep? When it's pasture bedtime"
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"I sleep with a knife under my bed in case I can't open my midnight snacks. It also comes in handy if people try to steal them."
"""Male""-Sexual Don't worry, that doesn't mean I'm gay It just means, anything that comes in a mailbox... ...makes me want to cum in a mailbox."
"Don't even talk to me about how badass you are until you've seen how many ketchup packets i've stolen over the years"
"What do gay Japanese jocks give each other? Brojobs."
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"What type of MMO's does the Taliban play? RPG's"
"Cold War Hungarian Joke Communism is the noble struggle by the proletariat to overcome problems that only exist under Communism."
"Why are there so many cat photos online? Because Asians love to take a photo of their food before eating."