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Joke of the Day

"TIL: A second is called a second because it's not first."

"What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane ? A dandy lion !"

"Sex so good the peeping Tom made sandwiches."

"How do you know if you're at a gay barbecue? The hotdogs taste like shit."

"My Optometrist told me in 8 years I'd have 2020 vision."

"Jesus must have had a chiseled, muscular body... I mean, he did cross fit, for God's sake. And the Bible tells us he was cut, ripped, and shredded."

"Jesus was such a player.... ...he was laid in a manger"

"Ruger is coming out with a new pistol called the congressman... X/post from r/guns .....it doesn't work and you can't fire it."

"I stepped on some corn flakes the other day.. .. And now I'm a convicted cereal killer."

"I recently learned how to read the stars and they tell me where I am going. Currently towards 52.1N, 6.4E."