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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Irish!"

"Instead of using ""for example"" I'll use things such as ""such as"", for example."

"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? About halfway"

"What do you call a bunch of Jews in a concert? A Moshe Pit"

"I started a business... I started a business selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof."

"Your mom reminds of bricks She's constantly getting laid by Mexicans."

"How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck? with asparagus..."

"What did the Mexican prostitute give to the donkey after the show? Jorge."

"Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink"

"Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my soul...to keep... If I shall die before I wake-- Yah, I really don't like where this is going."