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Joke of the Day

"Girl, did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? *smooshed girl bobs away making accordion sounds*"

"How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced? A buccaneer."

"What is a ghosts favourite job? Tax Inspectre"

"""Hitting it hard as shit"" and ""tickling the hole"" are not phrases that I would have associated with golf before today"

"My wife said that our son feels neglected. I didn't even know we had a son."

"What's the difference between a mouth and an asshole?..... Some people can't figure out which one to speak out of."

"What do you call an atheist cartoon? Fedora the explorer"

"My girlfriend is really into space... So I've started calling my junk the ""Pillar of Creation""."

"How does a mathematician get rid of constipation? He works it out with a pencil."

"What did the black Jew say to the non-believers? We Israel.."