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Joke of the Day

"How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced? A buccaneer."

"President Clinton to maid: Mam can you do something about Hillary's room. She complains that it's the ugliest room in the White House. Maid: Yes Mr. President--I'll remove the mirrors right away."

"What do you do with a zombie chef? Skillet"

"Are you sitting down? I don't have anything to tell you, I'm just curious."

"I am glad ... that everyone reading this is on the same page."

"Can't believe it's 2012 and still possible for me to cut myself shaving."

"What did one piece of butter say to the other? Aaayyy mah butter from another udder"

"What's big and grey and wears a mask ? The elephantom of the opera !"

"What do you call James Bond in the bathtub? Bubble-0-7"

"Brain cells come and go but fat cells live forever."