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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a mouth and an asshole?..... Some people can't figure out which one to speak out of."

"DATING TIP: Size does matter! Tell her how big your TV is."

"What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke? Dad jokes are punnier."

"If a villain really wanted to kill James Bond, he should just inject HIV into one of his attractive cohorts and then wait."

"It's hard dating with OCD... ...every time my girlfriend gets turned on, I have to turn her off again."

"The other day I was wondering, why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets? And then it hit me."

"I think most of you probably already know about the first rule of Assumption Club."

"A jew walks into a bar ... says ouch, then sues the bastard who left it there"

"How do you power a fleshlight? With sexual batteries!"

"Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies? They were too far out."