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Joke of the Day

"Not knowing what to text back, but not wanting the conversation to end."

"What do Islamist extremists eat for breakfast? French toast"

"Why was the hipster drinking milk? He liked Ice Cream before it was cool"

"What's the difference between yogurt and semen? ~~Semen~~ Yogurt, dammit! I meant *yogurt* doesn't hit the back of your partner's throat at 30 MPH. \* I always mess up punchlines when I'm drunk!"

"[warning racist] wanna hear a dark joke? africas population"

"Why was there no food left at the Halloween party? Because everyone was a goblin"

"Dark humor is kinda like food.... Not everyone gets it."

"Why did my Geoligist wife divorce me? She kept on saying that everything I said was complete bullschist"

"So I heard on the news that there was a school shooting in my city of Chicago. It must've been a slow news day."

"I ordered a new joke in the mail... It's pretty funny, but I haven't quite gotten the delivery yet"