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Joke of the Day
"Why had the two algae never had sex? Because they had a planktonic relationship."
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"Don't make fun of a fat man with a lisp. He is probably thick and tired of it"
"Why don't you say grace when eating Chinese food? Because they run you over with a tank if you do. Found this on Becker, didn't know if I should put this here or goingtohellforthis"
"I'm writing a book about reverse psychology.. Please don't buy it."
"The Easter Bunny doesn't always drink, but when he does it's hopscotch."
"Get your faces tattooed on each other, so if the wife ever says 'you're a joke' you can say 'the joke's on you' and disarm the situation."
"My co-worker is so annoying... She's always showing me pictures of her daughter and always asking: ""Have you seen my baby?"" It's so annoying, come on, its been two years, they're never gonna find her."
"""What if I tried to put a ball somewhere and you tried to stop me"" -guy who invented sports"
"What US city has the dirtiest waffles? San Diego"
"making it rain (CHEETOS) in the club (my bedroom)"