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Joke of the Day
"Don't make fun of a fat man with a lisp. He is probably thick and tired of it"
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"Knock knock Help"
"[someone reading a beautiful poem in german] ME: i have never been more frightened"
"Why can't you eat cereal in the Matrix? Because there is no spoon."
"What is a wok? Something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle."
"Hate when I forget to grab a towel before I shower and have to dry off by doing karate in the mirror for 3 hours"
"Don't you hate it when you're running on a treadmill and then your butt gets really itchy and then you over-share on the internet?"
"PRESIDENT OBAMA: I pardon this turkey- TURKEY: Nope. I'm ready. 2016 was a shit show. Kill me now"
"What do you call a frog that's parked illegally? Toad."
"Him: Your body is like poetry Me: That's so nice! H: A haiku M:.. H: Little on the top, big in the middle, little on the bottom M: Just stop"