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Joke of the Day

"Girlfriend told me she wants me to pull her hair , but apparently not while she's driving. Girls are weird."

"What do you throw a drowning aboriginal? His wife and kids"

"John has 400 spiders, he eats 398, what does John have now? Cancer"

"My boss always gets angry at me when we golf together, for some reason. All I do is compliment him on his subpar golfing skills"

"I'm sorry' and I apologize' generally mean the same thing Except at Funerals"

"What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards? a receding hare line"

"Dentist: Did you deliberately loosen this tooth? Me: Why would I do that? D: ok...[extracts tooth & hands me a lolly] Me: *winks at camera*"

"I told my parents I wanted a panda for christmas. all I got was a white x6"

"I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in three years... I don't have 2020 vision!"

"If a girl has magnetic personality and still She can't attract the desired boy. Then that means the boy has iron deficiency."