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Joke of the Day

"Most people seem to define ""skepticism"" as a rigorous doubt of any fact which they would prefer not to believe."

"Lets share blonde jokes Howdo you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool"

"Who makes more money, a prostitute or a crack dealer? The prostitute, because they just wash their crack and sell it again."

"Two clowns walking in the street The first clown tells the second clown ""Look out, a hole!"". The seconds responds ""Which hooooooooooooooooooo...."""

"Why do Australians take forever to play chess? Because they never make it past the first check, mate."

"Dumb and Nobody in class... Dumb: Teacher!! Teacher!! Nobody is bothering me. Teacher: Kid, are you dumb? Dumb: Yes."

"I give my stoner friends fruitcake for Christmas just so I can imagine them hating me a little while they can't help eating it."

"Did you hear about the dwarf fortune teller that killed two of his clients? Police are looking for a small medium at large."

"If she takes off her heels to chase you, then you better call the police while you still can."

"What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day."