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Joke of the Day

"I was going to post a pun about amphibians.... but I seem to have froggotten it."

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"i like languages that pronounce all the letters in their spellings. no secrets, just each word an open faced sandwich"
"Where do you send hyperactive jewish children for summer vacation? Concentration camp."
"Pedophiles aren't all bad... The always drive the speed limit in school zones."
"What do you get when you breed a Shih Tzu with a Poodle? A shit poo"
"US voters have definitively proven You can go black and then go back"
"The best things in life are free. My neighbor's unsecured wi-fi, for instance."
"Lubricant?? ... Lubri-CAN!!!"
"How is air like sex? It's no big deal unless you're not getting any."
"Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom? There was a loo tenant inside."