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Joke of the Day
"How did the hipster burn their lips? They ate the pizza before it was cool"
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"What did the Belgian Nazis call themselves? The Waffle S.S."
"I have a fear of speed bumps but I'm slowly getting over it."
"Turns out that the best way to find a flat head screw driver is to pretend to look for a phillips one."
"Don't get it. Heard the phrase ""keep your friends clothes & keep your enemies clothes, sir"". Now I have a bunch of naked people angry at me."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Camila ! Camila who ? Camila minute !"
"[birdwatching] Ah, let us behold the majesty of the Bald eagle. And let us acknowledge the social awkwardness of the Combover eagle."
"Dry humping is not an acceptable substitute for a hug."
"""...and it looks like you spent $80,000 on alcohol this year?"" - my tax guy"
"How do we know that deer are stupid... ...and not just *really* suicidal?"