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Joke of the Day
"What was the favorite genre of music of the man that hung himself off of a windy bridge Swing"
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"Dad and son A son asks his father ""Why does my bum hurt"" while the father replies ""Because I love you son"""
"My 82 year old grandmother is still healthy and active. She doesn't even need glasses. She drinks her whiskey straight from the bottle."
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"*el chapo dies* God: okay I'm gonna have to send you to hell Chapo: ok *3 weeks later* Angel: El Chapo has escaped from hell"