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Joke of the Day
"What was the favorite genre of music of the man that hung himself off of a windy bridge Swing"
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"All these recent David Cameron jokes have left me with a bad taste in my mouth."
"Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you."
"Why do vegetarian chefs type with their feet? Because they have great toe fu."
"Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq? ....because there is a target in every corner."
"What are the similarities between feminists and hobos? They both ask for change and never get any."
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"Unscramble: pnise If you got spine, you are correct. The rest of you have been on twitter too long."
"""Hey, let's get the guys that built the Obamacare website to update our app!"" - Twitter"
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