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Joke of the Day
"If you can think of a better fish joke Let minnow."
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"Did you hear the one about the sidewalks? It's all over the streets."
"Grammar tip Farther = physical distance Further = metaphorical distance Father = emotional distance"
"What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening? A cannibal"
"I'll bet Timmy would never have fallen down that well if his parents would've coughed up the money for a HUMAN instead of a dog babysitter."
"It must be really awesome being a baker They make a lotta dough."
"What's E.T. short for? He's only got small legs."
"Never Marry A Tennis Player Love means nothing to them."
"I tried arguing with the Priests of Pi about religion... But they just kept relying on circular logic."
"If life gives you lemons... Make lemonade If life gives you melons... You might be dyslexic."