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Joke of the Day
"Who did the chickens vote for president? Baraaaaaak Obama"
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"ME [yelling down into a volcano]: You shut your stupid Earth mouth"
"You don't fully know your own strength until someone tries to pull you onto a dancefloor against your will."
"Many people say they have ADD because they can't focus on their homework. It pisses me off. See, I really have ADD, and"
"So i worked at the USPS...I'm apparently not the ""man"" for the..... the sub its named for."
"In the near future, little old ladies won't know how to sew, knit, or quilt, but they'll take awesome self-pics in bathroom mirrors."
"My sister is THE clumsiest girl i know... She's always miscarrying."
"Which cheese is made backwards? Edam! (Kill me)"
"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field! :p"
"""You'll never see him coming!"" - Quote by Stevie Wonder"