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Joke of the Day

"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell bad."

"OC - Why shouldn't Spanish women smoke cigarettes? You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant."

"The problem with political jokes is that they always get elected"

"Why does Snape teach options and not herbology? His lily died"

"Twitter - We built this city on block and troll......"

"Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name. Coincidence? I think not..."

"What did the thirsty Spanish pirate say? I need some arrrrrrrrrrrgua!"

"I'm lucky have a friend like you. I'm just glad he isn't TOO much like you."

"The day after I was diagnosed with Alzheimer's, I lost my calendar. My life has been pretty uneventful since."

"I really dislike the ""N"" word... I don't even like saying vinegar."