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Joke of the Day

"Oh you can bench 50 kilograms? I literally don't know if that's 100 pounds or a billion."

"I hate French people They give me the crepes"

"what do you call a fat guy telling all his friends that hes gay for the first time? coming out of the pantry! i dunno if this is the kinda stuff you guys like, but i had to share it with someone."

"Before I met my wife I always felt incomplete... Now I'm finished."

"That awkward moment when your stormtrooper army loses a battle to a bunch of teddy bears with sticks and stones."

"What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane? Ground beef"

"*Brings pen to sword fight* Guy with sword : What's that? Me : Tis mightier! *Gets beheaded*"

"Q: What did one tomato say to the other? A: Catch up."

"The heart wants what it wants, y'know? On an unrelated topic, I'm not allowed in Petco anymore."

"Jokes What do you call a Mexican in a car"