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Joke of the Day

"Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing? They have the gift of tongues..."

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"if anyone tries to tell you your dreams are unachievable just remember i have crashed my dirt bike into all 7 wonders of the world"
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"Trump is too politically incorrect, Hillary is too politically correct Yet they're both incorrect for politics"
"That's a nice ham you've got there... ... it'd be a shame if somebody put an 's' at the front and an 'e' at the end."
"I was going to come on here and make a Trump/Hitler/Jew joke But then it was loxed by the moderators."
"Last Supper Recently discovered scrolls reveal Jesus' words to his disciples at the Last Supper: ""If you guys want to be in the picture, you've got to get on this side of the table."""