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Joke of the Day

"Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin? Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays"

"Whats the difference between a zippo and a hippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter."

"If I was the last person on earth... I would be the best in everything."

"What's difference between 10 dead babies and Lamborghini? I don't have Lamborghini in my garrage"

"What's the highest point in the ocean? The Marijuanas Trench."

"I ate an entire pack of rohypnol last night and it didn't even affect me... Anyway, gotta go. I need to do some last minute Christmas shopping."

"My jokes are like hot chicks Hard to get, and when you do they are not anywhere near as good as you thought they would be"

"Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because Pop'eyes couldn't use the same buildings as the former KFCs."

"What is a terrorists favourite food? Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter."

"I used to work at a knife factory but then it got dull."