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Joke of the Day

"Suicide Bomber ""Now I'm only gonna show you this once"""

"When you call shotgun, but the police put you in the back-seat anyway."

"Did you know Helen Keller had a swing-set in her back yard? ...neither did she"

"Fucking kids these days is not an appropriate answer to ""what have you been up too"""

"The police are looking for a racist attacker I phoned them up, but apparently it's not a job offer."

"My girlfriend has 206 bones in her body 207, 206, 207, 206, 207......"

"Yo mama's so fat Her nose can't even run Came up with this myself and was quite proud"

"Groundhog Day The Groundhog saw dead people, so we're due six more weeks of creepy Nationwide Commercials..."

"What's the difference between Reese and Tyrese? Reese was born Witherspoon but Tyrese stole his."

"What killed Phil Hughes? Ebola."