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Joke of the Day
"What killed Phil Hughes? Ebola."
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"One Direction broke up Everything was just going south."
"Since it would take human contact to get Ebola. Everyone on Twitter is safe."
"[At dinner with wife's friends] Me: may I chime in Wife: I swear to God if you brought your chimes- *my bag dings a little as I unzip it*"
"""I see!"" said the blind man... ... as he picked up his hammer and saw."
"What airline allows you to pee in cruise? Wizz Air"
"Jesus sits at his last supper *breaks bread* This is my body *pours wine* This is my blood *open jar of mayo* Judas: I'm gonna have to stop you right there"
"What do grammar nazis order at Burger King? Two Whoppers Junior"
"Play Mambo No. 5 at my funeral even if you have to fight my family"
"Pc gamer A pc gamer was about to get laid but he saw a mole on her body and said ""Damn bitch you have a dead pixel"""