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Joke of the Day
"Did you know Helen Keller had a swing-set in her back yard? ...neither did she"
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"How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining."
"What do you call a depressed gang member? An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son"
"Three legged dog A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: ""I'm lookin' for the man who executed my father."""
"If you're French in the bedroom, and Italian in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European!"
"OMFG there is a horse in the corridor! Then my wife must still be in the manege."
"I'm in a room with Trump, Hillary and a gun and I'm allowed to legally shoot one of them. Whoever lives becomes president. Who do I shoot? Myself."
"What do you say to pick up Adele at a bar You had me at *hello*"
"The blind circumcisionist What happened to the blind circumcisionist? He got the sack! Don't think Circumcisionist is a real word but it sounds better then surgeon or urologist."
"I was talking to a mathematician the other day about fractions it was fair to say, our opinions were divided"