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"You know what really breaks my heart? Cholesterol."
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"Irony It's ironic how upset people get over people incorrectly using the word 'ironic'."
"[at a bar] *creepy dude is hitting on me* Me: you wanna get outta here? Him: yeah Me: cool. I would love it if you left."
"I climbed on this seesaw with Rick Astley 3 hours ago. *sigh He's never gonna let me down."
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