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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why the ""deez nuts"" guy is in prison? He's nuts."
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"""Everyone has at least one novel inside them"" Baffled airport security rectal examiner at the end of a long, confusing shift"
"GUY 1: I beat cancer GUY 2: I backpacked thru Europe GUY 1: So what? GUY 2: And I didn't tell anyone about it when I got back GUY 1: You win"
"Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge."
"Small one A midget fortune teller escapes with some money and is not found by the police. Headline in the next day's newspaper: Small medium at large."
"Women are always complaining that I make too many 'dick' jokes but I don't understand why. I mean, that's the only part of me guaranteed to make them laugh."
"Oxygen and Potassium went on a date. It went O.K."
"If H2O is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside? K9P"
"Change cant be given to you every time, you must bring the change - great lines said by Mr.Jamil, bus conductor now read again"
"Congrats to everyone who just got cast in the new Star Wars movie. The film industry is telling you they think you look like an alien."