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Joke of the Day
"One might say it smells like pussy in the room But if you ask a Redditor, they couldn't tell you."
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"I can't believe I just found out R.E.M. split up. I suppose the rest of the band just weren't Michael's type."
"What if when the machines gain self awareness they just constantly text us and ask what we're up to and invite us to play FB games"
"[interview] Where do you see yourself in the next 5 years? Me: ""OMG I'M NOT A PSYCHIC THE SIGN SAID NO SKILLS REQUIRED!"""
"You can never really be alone... Except if you don't have a smart phone."
"What do you call a skinny feminist... Photoshopped"
"According to the 19 citations I got for trespassing and peeping, ""neighborhood watch"" isn't what I thought it was"
"What did the SJW do for Halloween? Went trigger-treating."
"What do you call an epileptic cow? Beef jerky."