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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Chinese man with one leg shorter than the other? Li Ning"
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"""I'm not going to cosine this oppression in math class...."" Its my triggernometry class"
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"I like my pizza like I like my women... Hot and delivered to my house."
"10 ways to stop Procrastinating 1."
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"""Yesterday, my wife left me for my best friend"" ""Who is your best friend?"" ""Robert"" ""Since when is Robert your best friend?"" ""Yesterday."""
"How was your thanksgiving? >> Very stuffing."
"Did you guys hear about the talking polar bear? He's very arcticulate! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
"Did you hear about the tight end who went to prison? He came out a wide receiver"