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Joke of the Day
"Why is Obama pro gay marriage? Because he is a cock sucker"
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"My mom just took away my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about it."
"If we were stranded in a desert and a snake bit my penis, would you suck the poison out?"
"I just want to give a shoutout to the ancients for inventing the calendar. It has made my day."
"very good joke Two friends: - Hey , for my son in his new job he feels like a fish in water . - That makes? - Nothing.."
"Michael Jackson breaks into WALMART. He only steals lotion. Turning to the security camera he whispers ""smooth criminal"" and moonwalks away"
"What happens to a politician when he takes a Viagra? He gets taller."
"I want to watch a porn where both people scream out lengthy Starbucks drink orders when they orgasm"
"Why do young girls go to the restroom in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even."
"Puts German chocolate in the fridge last night, this morning it's taken over the area that the polish sausage was in.."