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Joke of the Day

"Why is Obama pro gay marriage? Because he is a cock sucker"

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"If a deaf person goes to court, is it still a hearing?"
"Trump is asked what his position on women's issues Trump replies ""Look, I know a lot of women and they all have issues"""
"what do you call a whale that mates constantly? your girlfreind"
"I went to this restaurant on the beach in Florida and ordered something called the Pelican Burger. It was good, but the bill was enormous."
"Bar Joke A zionist, a mass murderer and a jew come into a bar, the israelite orders a drink"
"MASTURBATE JOKE DAD: Son if you masturbate to much you'll go blind SON: Hey dad I'm over here."
"Think I might change my kids name to Worldstar... So whenever he is in a fight people would be cheering for him."
"What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common? They both have a hated governor."
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool."