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Joke of the Day

"Someone told me they dont get tattoos cuz ""you dont put bumper stickers on a Ferrari"" which was weird bc he was a 92 Chevy caprice at best"

"What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died? I can't bereave it!"

"I saw a group of children crying during my visit to Kiev so I said, ""What Ukraine for?"""

"[Bank robbery] *Other robbers jump into getaway van* ""DRIVE! DRIVE! DRIVE!"" ""Okie dokie."" * Starts to adjust mirrors*"

"What's the difference between jam and jelly You can't jelly your cock in her ass"

"What's better than winning gold at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded."

"Did you hear the CEO of Twitter got in trouble for buying shares of rival companies? I guess it was a conflict of Pinterest."

"Why don't black people go on cruises? they won't fall for that one again"

"Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse? In the foliage."

"Asked my dad if I could go to a 50 Cents concert He gave me a dollar to bring my sister with."