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Joke of the Day
"What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson!"
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"Guys, the USA is looking pretty bad... I think its time for USB."
"The Awkward Moment When Your Dog has Girlfriend and you still Single"
"What's the difference between a hippy and a hockey player? The hockey player takes a shower after three periods."
"Google+ is starting to sound like a half-way house for people that aren't phony enough for Facebook but aren't edgy enough for Twitter."
"Hating people takes too much energy. I just pretend they're dead."
"Probably he best advice you will ever receive...... don't listen to any advice on the internet"
"What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red? Transginger."
"Did you hear about Vivaldi's finances? He was one Baroque mother fucker"
"I work in food service. .. We've cooked so many passover meals, it's like everyone is afraid of ovens."