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Joke of the Day
"What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson!"
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"A lot of people are talking about Usain Bolt. I guess it's a running joke."
"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef Strokin-off!"
"I have a CW who can't input data into a spreadsheet without whispering each number so don't tell me about your day."
"I used to know a guy who had five legs. His pants fitted him like a glove."
"I'm glad my parents told me I'm adopted But I don't know why they tell me everday."
"What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas? A Wii fit"
"This woman at the bar said ""move, you're blocking the door"" & I'm like strange pickup line but sure here's my number."
"I send flowers ""From Steve"" to my neighbors wife every Friday night, then watch them fight from my living room window while eating popcorn"
"Why are so many Italians named Tony? Because when they left the old country, immigration officers put a sticker on their lapel that read To NY."