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Joke of the Day
"When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon... ...they gave him the cold shoulder."
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"What does a blind pornstar say when she's surprised? I did not see that cumming...."
"Why are there no walmarts in Pakistan? Because there's a target on every corner"
"There once was a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray... He is now a seasoned veteran."
"Angel. Jeff is talking to Ben : My wife is an angel. Ben tells him : Lucky you, mine is still alive..."
"*Buys Samsung smart fridge. Opens app every 15 minutes to see if there's anything good in there*"
"[Clinic waiting room] Me: WHEN DO WE DO BUTT STUFF??! Nurse: Sir don't shout that! Me: [whispering to old lady next to me] butt stuff. when?"
"A guy walks into his house holding a goat. He says ""This is the pig I've been fucking."" His wife says ""What are you stupid? That's a goat!"" He says ""I wasn't talking to you."""
"Regardless of how strange your life can be, at least you're not the h in chameleon."
"Woo! Let's get this weekend started! *Starts doing laundry*"