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Joke of the Day

"Do you know how Rihanna can tell when Chris has been cheating on her? He has someone else's lipstick on his knuckles."

"Who's the top selling author in Russia? Salman Rush B"

"Is amazed how I go to bed with normal hair and wake up looking like a beat up version of medusa. Am I fighting crime in my sleep? Wtf."

"I like my men like I like mathematics. Hard."

"Why is school in Mexico a lot harder? Because they have a lot of ese's"

"Donald Trump will make America Great Again... ... he's already grating on me!"

"Why did the chicken cross the playground ? To get to the other slide"

"If your product's third layer is for absorbency, I don't want to see the commercial at dinnertime."

"I hate when all the silverware is dirty and I'm down to using the giant decorative fork that hangs on the wall."

"*knock knock* ""Who's there?"" ""Dejav."" ""Dejav who?"" *knock knock* *edit : thanks a lot for appreciating the stupidity"