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Joke of the Day

"What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow? Hey pal, you just need to branch out more."

"Damn girl, are you the sun? Because looking directly at you hurts my eyes."

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world. People who understand binary and people who don't."

"Shame that UFOs coincidentally stopped visiting just at the moment when high-resolution digital cameras became ubiquitous."

"Why did the 80-year-old man call his dick Jesus? It takes 3 days for it to rise again."

"I was trying to trick someone into getting the new Windows But they saw right through me"

"You haven't built just a wall around you; you've constructed a bomb shelter inside a nuclear bunker set into the side of a mountain."

"How do you keep a redditor in suspense? [removed]"

"Why do women get so upset when they miscarry? They just can't come to terms with it"

"A man on an airplane was having a heart attack The stewardess asked if anyone on board was a doctor. A man replies, ""I'm a vegan!"""