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Joke of the Day
"Honestly sometimes I STILL think about how dope it is that I don't have any homework."
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"What do pizza boys and gynaecologists have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it! (Joke from sikipedia)"
"What sound does a shotgun make? Cobain Cobain"
"What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes? A bipolar bear."
"What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies? I dont have a Lambo in my Garage..."
"My girlfriend laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta."
"If breaking a mirror is 7 years bad luck then breaking a condom is 18, right?"
"Hide a metal rake in your leaf pile to keep the neighborhood kids from messing it up."
"Every time I click ""Remember Me"" on a login page, I get a little sad thinking about my fleeting existence... ...But some cookies would brighten my day! Disclaimer: Made this joke up just now."
"Feeling pretty tough lately and thinking about joining a gang. Any of you guys need an accountant?"