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Joke of the Day
"Honestly sometimes I STILL think about how dope it is that I don't have any homework."
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"What did one frog say.to the other? Time's sure fun when you're having flies!"
"""...and I would've won if it weren't for you meddling minorities, women, gays, young people..."" - Mitt Romney #ScoobyDooVillain"
"A Mexican magician says... ...that he'll disappear on the count of three. ""Uno... dos..."" **POOF!!** He disappeared without a tres."
"What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus? Your funding revoked by the ethics board."
"Any crime sounds better if you add the word ""silly"" to it: ""silly murder,"" ""silly rape,"" etc."
"What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night? Patty O'Furniture"
"What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants? ""Where my knickers at?"""
"How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, I am on hold."
"My name is Steven But the bank calls me Owen. Owen Lotts."