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Joke of the Day

"Do know who the ultimate CrossFitter was? Jesus."

"I was in the supermarket when I got a message on my phone telling me there were 24 singles in my area, Think I'm going to delete the Kraft Cheese app."

"What did the vampire say to the teacher? See ya next period."

"The corner of this table hurt me and made me cry, so now we're dating"

"How do I stay humble? Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things."

"Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving? Because he never left the pub."

"I got a job as a triangle player in a Reggae band... I just stand at the back and ting"

"Policeman: Now sir how did you come to have this accident? Motorist: Well the sign just there says `Stop ? Look ? Listen'. And while I was doing that the train hit me."

"Honestly, my biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking."

"What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One's a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other one's a fish."