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Joke of the Day

"It's quaint when a company publishes a fax number on their website's contact page. It's like finding a Walkman at a flea market."

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"A friend of mine got married on top of a mountain last year. Aye they say it was all downhill from there."
"YOU WANNA PIECE OF THIS!?!?! ~me, aggressively handing out cake"
"A dyslexic person walks into a bra."
"I can throw rocks further than catapults. I mean, have you ever *tried* throwing a catapult?"
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? to get to the other side..."
"I'm that friend that you have to explain to people before you introduce me and apologize about afterwards."
"What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you."
"""I want you back in my arms..."" - me, drowsily, to the bag of blood hanging beside the donation bed"
"They should make realistic pregnancy test commercials. 2 best friends in a bathroom praying for a neg & celebrating w a shot & a happy dance"