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Joke of the Day
"Whoever taught my five-year-old daughter how to ""air quote,"" I need to speak with you privately."
Next Joke
"Right? That noise. ~Me pretending that I know what I'm talking about when I get my car serviced"
"""I'm soooo tired!"" [lays down in bed] ""I'm soooo comfortable!"" Bladder: Sup bro"
"Jihad balloons are my favorite They blow themselves up"
"""Truth or dare"" ""Truth"" ""What's your credit card number"""
"Do you know what makes darks better than whites? Not dropping all your fucking socks"
"Talk to your kids about drugs. Learn which drugs are cool rn. You don't wanna be a nerd parent"
"What did Mexico City say to his father before he left for college? Ciudad..."
"Hot, single, raccoons in your area want to rummage through your garbage."
"What's the most confusing day in the hood? Father's Day"