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Joke of the Day

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Who threw that? Gary, was that you? Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally."

"""Damn girl are you a dam, girl? Cuz your water just broke haha"" yes we will go to the hospital in a minute honey, jesus christ im tweeting"

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Ba dum tss."

"Have you heard the joke about the sky?? Well it's over your head anyway..."

"BOSS: I've called you here because I suspect one of you... IS AN OWL ME: Who? *everyone stares at me, even Gary whose head is turned 180*"

"Someone praising you is also someone being judgmental. The difference is that you like the verdict this time."

"What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common? I cry whenever I see them."

"Knock, knock. Who's there? Owls. Owls who? Yes. Yes they do."

"Wanna hear a joke about my cawk? never mind its too long"

"So my pregnant wife wanted to introduce toys in the bedroom... I suggested a clothes hangar"