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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard the joke about the sky?? Well it's over your head anyway..."

"When are we going to change ""til death do us part"" to ""for the next five years"" ?"

"No honey, there isn't a neighbor working with a nail gun this early. That was just my knees creaking when I got out of bed."

"A guy walked into a bar... And said, ""Ouch!"" Sorry. It had to be done."

"A man threw milk at an old woman before... I said how dairy"

"My friend David lost his ID. Now we just call him Dave. well i'm bad at telling jokes"

"A vasectomy can make a vas deferens in your life"

"There is a big fat naked guy and another naked guy behind him who has a big nose. The front guy turns around, what happens to guy behind? He broke his nose."

"Oh... I didn't tell you... Then It must be none of your business..."

"When does the narwhal bacon? Ellen Pao needs to resign immediately."