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Joke of the Day
"A feminist once asked me ""What's your view on lesbians?"" I said, ""1080p."""
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"Bestiality is like prescription drugs... May cause internal bleeding, shortness of breath, abdominal pain, infection, diarrhea and in extreme cases, could be fatal."
"When the atm charges you 3.50 to take out your own money but tells you to cover your pin so you don't get robbed"
"My name is Leon but some of you know me by my street name, 9th avenue."
"""Wife stabs husband with squirrel"" was on the news.. Does anyone know how to sharpen a Squirrel?"
"What's the thing u don't tell a vampire? Bite me."
"My best relationship advice: Make sure you're the crazy one."
"no no no today isnt CASUAL friday, its CAUSAL friday. evrythimg u do today has a effect. for example: johnson why r u wearing jeans ur fired"
"My wife ran away with my best friend... My wife ran away with my best friend. I don't know the guy, but he made me a huge favor so I consider him my best friend."
"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."