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Joke of the Day
"What is the best way to fuck a girl with no arms or legs? Throw her in a lake."
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"I was at a femminist meeting last week... they asked me ""How do you see lesbian relationships?"" I said in HD. They didn't like it..."
"him: what do u wanna be? me: I wanna be a cat that transforms into a misty fog when people try to pet me him: wtf, I meant for Halloween?"
"2 Beers = 1 Tweet 5 Beers = 3 Tweets 9 Beers = 7 Tweets 12 Beers = 12 Tweets 24 Teers = 30 Beets"
"Did you hear about the blonde that tried to enter a weightlifting competition? The judges said ""Sorry, we've got enough dumbbells"""
"Members of my family suffer from a medical condition called ""death,"" but it only strikes late in life."
"The camera adds 10 pounds but a barbershop smock and fluorescent light is more like 25."
"Just as my teachers said, math has proven useful in my everyday life. For example, yesterday I dropped my keys into a toilet and made an integral out of wire."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him, he won't be able to come to you."
"Dog: I'm a man's best friend, he even named one of his teeth after me. Pussycat: Yeah, you're not gonna win this one."