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Joke of the Day
"What is the best way to fuck a girl with no arms or legs? Throw her in a lake."
Next Joke
"Damn that lawnmower.... No matter how much I like a film, I can only give it one thumb up."
"I got arrested for punching this guy at a new years eve party..... when you here an Arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in."
"TIFU by mixing up my sub order at subway. Whoops, wrong sub."
"What do bats eat that makes their shit our standard for crazy?"
"People who wait 3 hours to respond to a text ""LOL"" should be punched in the neck. Your not fooling anybody. You weren't LOLing that long."
"People ask me why I like the graveyard so much. I dig the graves."
"Gave up on my dream of being a murderer a long time ago. I leave long hair everywhere & everyone knows its mine without doing a DNA test."
"I like to buy books, but I never read them. I just want them for my shelf."
"Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't let a garbanzo bean on my face"