192015
Joke of the Day
"I see you're busy. I'll come back and ruin your free time."
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"A way you can tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist ask them to pronounce the word 'unionized'"
"What do they call Peter Pan in China? Peter Wok"
"I opened a company selling landmines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof."
"Lumberjacks are good at maths because of their log rhythms Thanks, HL Math."
"scarlet joe hanson sounds like an old timey boxer's name. ""weighin' in at 182 lbs, 5'9"", the ol' black widow, scarlet jooooooe hansen!"""
"Most women would be happy to be woken up on their birthday with breakfast in bed, flowers and 20 minutes of great oral sex! But Oh no! Not my sister!"
"What's the difference between Al'qaeda and civilians? Beats me I just fly the drone!"
"PREGNANT CASHIER: Have a great day ME: Thanks, have a great baby"
"this guy with binoculars has been watching me watch him with binoculars and i don't know who's winning"