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Joke of the Day
"S & M me and the wife are in the s & m stage of our marriage. she Sleeps, i Masturbate"
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"I've been sending naked pictures of myself to the TSA. I'm not traveling anywhere, but as an American, I want to be helpful."
"""With great power, comes great responsibility"" - - Melania Trump"
"No offense, but I'd only circle half the globe to be with you."
"If Russia prepares for war the way it prepares for the Olympics then we have nothing to worry about."
"Always marginalised and discriminated against in favour of their blue counterparts, it's about time we started treating them with the respect they deserve. Black Levi's Matter."
"Taken 4: How does this shit keep happening"
"What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog."
"Our homemade guacamole turned darker green after sitting out for awhile Seems like after hitting the air, it guacsidized."
"When will Cameron stop fucking with the system? when pigs fly"