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Joke of the Day

"How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? Easy, just look for the fresh prints!"

"What is the difference between you and school tomorrow? I'm not going to come into school tomorrow."

"Queen: ""come to bed"" King: ""not until i have a name for my soldiers"" Queen: ""k night"" King: ""babe ur a fukin genius"""

"Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike? Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man."

"What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? A brick gets laid."

"Joke What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""

"Did you hear the joke #4126?"

"I never knew Godwin's law was in the English Oxford dictionary.. What a bunch of language fascists. edited: grammar Nazis"

"I can't stand pedophiles - Fucking immature assholes."

"My paper aeroplane won't fly. It's completely stationery."