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Joke of the Day
"What's a Jewish Person's Favorite Time of Year? The Challah-Days"
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"Man goes to a restaurant Sits down at a table by himself and places a calender in front of him. The waiter ask why the calendar? Man replies ""I didn't want to be alone so I brought some dates"""
"Q: What's the definition of a teenager? A: God's punishment for enjoying sex."
"You ever had a wish sandwhich It's were you have 2 pieces of white bread, and wish you had some meat"
"What do you call a graduated spider? A Web Designer"
"Whiteboard and Eraser Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser? The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way."
"Not to brag or anything, but I scored 4 points on flappy bird before my phone mysteriously flung itself across the room"
"I saw two WNBA tickets nailed to a fence today It's my lucky day! Free nails."
"Why does a mother carry her baby? The baby can't carry the mother."
"what do you call a small woman with no nipples? pointless."